Greenview Data: Ruby/Rails Programmer

Location: Ann Arbor, MI

URL: http://www.greenviewdata.com

Since we are programmers, we decided to describe our job openings in Rspec:

require File.expand_path(File.dirname(FILE) + '/../hire_helper')
describe GreenviewDataEmployeeController do
  describe 'handling POST /employee' do
    it 'should have 1 or more years of experience with Ruby on Rails'
    it 'should be willing to relocate to Ann Arbor, Michigan'
    it 'should e-mail careers@SpamStopsHere.com' do
      NewEmployeeMailer.should_receive(:application).with(:subject => 'RoR Programmer',
                                                          :resume => :included).and_return(:applied => true)
    end
  end
end
describe 'handling GET /employee/23' do
  it 'should be an excellent programmer' do
    compensation = {
        :salary => 60000.dollars.per.year,
        :insurance => [ :health, :dental, :vision, :disability, :life ],
        :time_off => [ 2.weeks, :holidays ],
      }
    GreenviewData.should_receive(:code).with(:passion).and_return(compensation)
  end
end
describe GreenviewData do
  it 'should have a created_at date of 1981'
  it 'should implement extreme programming'
  it 'should have software products' do
    product1 = mock_model(SoftwareProduct, :name => 'VEDIT',
                                           :created_at => '1981',
                                           :type => mock_model(WindowsApplication))
    product2 = mock_model(SoftwareProduct, :name => 'SpamStopsHere',
                                           :created_at => '2002',
                                           :type => mock_model(SoftwareAsAService))
    product3 = mock_model(SoftwareProduct, :created_at => '2008',
                                           :type => mock_model(SoftwareAsAService))
    SoftwareProduct.should_receive(:find_all_current).and_return([product1, product2])
    SoftwareProduct.should_receive(:find_all_in_development).and_return([product3])
  end
  it 'should have more information at www.greenviewdata.com'
end

Don’t try to run this :)

To apply: Send a resume to careers@SpamStopsHere.com